The Tale of Froglord
Pt. 1 Amphibian Ascending
The Froglord is an ancient amphibian as old as time itself. Sent by the Old Ones to watch over the planet and maintain the balance of the natural world. Reborn every 10,000 years, Froglord is bestowed with the power of deathray vision and ectoplasmic slime.
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Awakening deep within The Mystic Swamp, Froglord wakes to a world crippled by the selfish reign of man. As he grows, so does his rage, and soon he makes for the cities of man. The humans learning of Froglords imminent arrival dispatch their armies to intercept him. But with little effort, Froglord casts them aside with a might blast of his deathray. Upon reaching the city the humans reveal their secret weapon, the great pesticide cannons. Froglord is left writhing in pain from his greatest of weaknesses. He flees to the countryside to attend his wounds.
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Whilst revcovering his strength, an ancient order of Sages reveal themselves to Froglord. These are the keepers of the Froglord; protectors and loyal servants. For their worship all they ask is a swift and merciful death. The Sages escort the Froglord to an ancient stone circle where the sacrificial rites begin. Froglord replenished and restored, ascends to his full power and glory.
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Returning to battle, Froglord targets the world's governments sending the world into total chaos. Within a year of great battles, none are left to oppose him. All survivors pledge the undying allegiance. Froglord sits atop his mushroom throne, watching as the natural world is restored.
Pt. 2 The Mystic Toad
After overthrowing the humans and ascending to his mushroom throne, Froglord must fight for the earths survival once more. Aliens from the planet Saturn have learnt of the humans demise and now seek to harvest it for their precious space minerals. But immune to Froglord's mighty deathray, he must flee deep into Amazon to learn of a secret way to defeat the alien invaders before it is too late. The Sages are left to hold the line against the attacking Saturnaliens.
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Countless days of searhing the green inferno and Froglord finally discovers a swampy glade at the heart of the amazing. At it's centre sits The Mystic Toad. "Come, my dude, I know why it is you are here". Froglord sits at the feet of The Mystic Toad, and together they inhale The Mystic Pipe; filled with the dried resin from the toad's back. Froglord is hurtled into the vortex, visions of the ancestors come to him, intilling the great wisdom of their ancient language to defeat the invaders.
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Once Froglord returns from the vortex, he awakes to find The Mystic Toad gone. Without delay, Froglord calls out the ancient words of the ancestors. Across the globe the Saturnaliens are frozen and fall under the power of the Froglord. At this they pledge their ending loyalty in awe of Froglord's awesome power.
Pt. 3 Army of Frogs
100 years after the great Saturnalian invasion, Froglord reflects on his great swampy empire. His closest advisor and Sage offers the advice that perhaps all the bloodshed and death required to achieve this world has really created a Dystopia masking itself as a utopian paradise. To better understand this and reconvene with the ancestors, the Sage takes Froglord to the great Northern Temple. Once there, Froglord enters a deep meditative trance. But while ascending into the astral plane, the Sage plunges a pesticide dagger into the Froglord’s heart. His traitorous plan to kill Froglord and set in motion a Paradigm Shift back to the ways of machines and pollution has begun. But as Froglord’s spirit traverses the Bardo into the next life, a great ripple is felt across the swamp, awakening all those loyal to the Froglord. The great Army of Frogs is summoned.
The army begin their storm upon the Northern Temple and are met by a mighty rebel force. Froglord’s war cry echoes through the planes of existence into the minds of his army “Crush Your Enemies!”. Enraged and in frenzy, a bloody war ensues. Countless deaths later, the traitors all lie fallen. The Sages rush to collect Froglord’s body and prepare the Funeral Rite before his soul fades away and the cycle of rebirth is broken. Once complete, the army embarks on a mass Procession, delivering Froglord’s body to the Crystal Pyramid; constructed by the Saturnalians. Laying him down, his spirit ascends into The Watcher state, where he casts his mighty eye over the world, awaiting his next rebirth in another 10,000 years.